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Spell gone wrong Cat!EnglandxReader
Spell gone wrong
Just a little note for what names I use for them:
“ALLISTAR! GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR!!”
Laughter from said man filled the mansion of the Kirkland brothers.
Oh how he loved to tease you.
“Hehehe, ye’ve git some interesting panies ‘ere lassie!”
“I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!!”
Allistar ran trought the house with a smirk on his face.
This was almost a daily routine for him, the pervert he is…
His brother sighed, folded his newspaper and stood up from the couch.
Walking over to t
Pleasantly So. Reader x England
His touched burned her skin, set her veins ablaze; smeared charcoal on her face and left her breathless. She would only find words of astonishment when his mouth touched her, soaking in moment with wide eyes and sliding her chilled fingers into his hair; she brushed the silver piercings in his ear and shutter. They were hot, too.
Arthur's stare found hers when she froze, jade eyes burning her just as well as his fingers did. He did so wordlessly, breathing through his nose and his lips shut, silent. It was difficult to predict what he was thinking, he kept himself guarded so well. She wanted to say something, anything, but she found no words
Pop-Rocks (KarkatXreader ) your name is _____, and this is whats happening.
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) Karkat, a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining. “WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS _____?” he bitched as he examined the bag closely.
You giggle quietly, “It's candy. Just try it? Please?” He sighs and rips open the top of the bag. “WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?” “Oh for fuck sake Karkat just eat it!”
He surrenders silently
Skin Disease. Reader x Norway
Ever since he could remember, Lukas has despised people touching him; on occasion it would make him physically ill when his friends would even pat him on the back.
Growing up, he had an aunt; this aunt loved her dear Lukas. She would pinch his chubby cheeks with her long, painted nails and kiss him and squish him and he remembered how much he hated that woman. Her painted face made him cringe and the scent of her strong perfume made him gag; and, when his mother left him in his aunt's care, she would touch him. Her older hands would feel his soft, young body and he could do nothing about it.
The woman made him completely resent the touch of
NorwayxArtist!Reader Oneshot! Pose For Me...NorwayxArtist!Reader Oneshot! Pose For Me...
Automatic censor, any and all cuss words are bleeped out with ****’s.
Cation: Hyperish Reader-chan
“Thanks for today, _________. I really appreciated it.” Mathias said as you walked up the front steps to his house. You and him went to the same college and recently, Mathias got sick and needed to borrow your notes from the one class you guys had together. Actually, it was more like tutoring for the morning... Afternoon... Evening... All day... He needed help. But he said he’d make it up to you by letting you come
Clubbing - Dirk x Reader Bass and shouting filled your ears before you even set foot in the club. You were led in by your friends, whom had been so excited to bring you out with them to the new place, no matter how much you insisted on a movie night. The fact of the matter is that you didn't want to be there, and for quite a few reasons.
Not only was the club filled with people from your school, but the guy you'd been staring at in the three of your six classes you shared with him was there as well. Hell, he was there every damned night of the week with all of the other rather popular people from your school.
Another reason you didn't want to be out
SpainxReader La Tortilla de Patatas (one shot)
Today your boss let you go early. Extremely early, he let you go at one when you usually get off at six. So you decided to make dinner for your Spanish boyfriend of three years, Antonio. Instantly you thought of a potato omelet (1). Usually you two ate that for breakfast (in Spain they eat it whenever, but it has eggs, so you prefer to eat it in the morning), but decided to make it for dinner. Usually Antonio made the dish, but you still knew how to make it.
~TIME SKIP-After grocery shopping~
After putting on a (f/c) apron and tying up your (h/l), (h/c) hair in a (pony/bun/braid ) you were ready, and began humming.
~TIME SKIP -Antoni
Red X Reader - Jealousy
(Trying something new this is all in Red’s POV)
She was perfect. There wasn’t a thing I didn’t like about her. Her smile. Her laugh. Everything. You could say I was whipped. That would be putting it mildly. She was my everything and she didn’t even know. I wasn’t a stalker if that’s what you’re implying. She was my best friend for like two years now. I met her through Green. She was his friend first.
Her name was (Name). Beautiful name huh? She had (hair length) (hair color). I loved the way the wind went through her hair. She had (eye color) eyes. They seemed to sparkle like (gem look alike). It wa
AmericaxReader Questions and Shaving (One shot-Dra
(-) this symbol means the people are texting
-Hey (nickname), whats up?
-Just got done showering, how bout you?
-Oh ya know, sitting here. Being the Hero.
-So youre being a Hero by doing nothing?
-Ok, wanna play a game?
-The question game.
-Red or Blue?
-Blue, Chocolate or Vanilla?
-Chocolate, do you like dogs or cats?
-Dogs, we should really know all of this about each other, because were best friends, shouldnt we?
-Yeah, do you prefer when girls shave their legs or not?
-Well, I prefer girls who are natural, but I want them less hairy than me.
Request: Drunk!UK x Pregnant!Reader - On my Nerves
You were watching your favourite show while munching on a few snacks that you bought earlier. You were interrupted when your phone began to play a tune, you checked the caller ID, and as you predicted, it was Alfred. He would often call you late at night, mainly because your husband was often drunk, Arthur. You answered the phone.
“Hey Alfie, he's drunk again, eh?”
“Yeah, only this time he drank more than he normally would.”
“OK, I'll be at at (Pub Name) in around 10 minutes.”
“Fine, but you better hurry, he's causing a bit of a riot, can't you hear it?”
You heard a
Pirate!England X Reader: When We're Older Chp.1 That night, you dreamed of flames.
You cracked open your eyes to find yourself in a room made completely of wood. There was no furniture, no people, no windows and no light source, yet the room was as bright as day. However, there was a door. An old door painted burgundy, with a bronze doorknob. You scanned your eyes around the room, there was nothing else except, the wood, you, and the door.
"Hello?" You called out, your voice was soft and weak, you could barely hear it yourself. You tried to shout and scream but nothing came from your lips except for hushed whispers. With all other options exhausted, you made your mind up to go towards the door. Something in the back of your mind told you that what lay beyond that door was nothing but darkness, but yo
Popular!Gold! X Shy!Reader! - First love
Gym class day. Gym class day. One of the best yet horrible days. Today was a little different though. Boys and girls had it at the same time and on the same field. Girls did track and boys were doing basket ball. We were going around the track and I got a few glances at the guys. I got a wink from Gold.
We had been friends for along time, since first grade. He had always been popular and me not so much. Gold’s personality made him more outgoing and everyone loved him. He was the most popular guy in the school, well in our grade. The most popular was one grade above us and was either Red or Green.
But Gold always made time for me. I wa
NorwayxReader Oneshot! Sequel: Yard Work...NorwayxReader Oneshot! Sequel Yard Work...
Automatic Censor, any and all cuss words are bleeped out with ****’s.
Told from Norway’s P.O.V.
I let out a heavy sigh through my nose in frustration. Today I was supposed to work with my lovely wife, ________, on the yard. I was going to mow while she did some gardening and then we were going to plant a bunch of new plants we bought. But no. I had to come into work on a Saturday, one of my vacation days none the less, to fix a certain idiot’s mistake. (Readers, you get one guess.)
And to top it all off, when I told __
Red X Shy!Reader! - Prom night
Prom night. It was alright to begin with. My best friend and I planned on going together. He didn’t want to ask any girls because it made him unconformable so we decided to go together since no guy asked me out. I was very shy so I never really got asked out or anything.
Besides Red didn’t like talking to girls that much. It made him nervous and they’d just freak out. Which made it worse. He thought girls only wanted to be his girlfriend and only care for his looks but I didn’t so he liked being around me. I like everything about him.
He would calm me down if I was upset or sad and vice versa. He was all around cute.
Cheren X Reader - Reports part 1
Today Lenora and I were talking about some different types. We were mostly talking about normal types since that was her gym type but she said I could learn more at the Aspertia City gym. Since the gym was also a school, there would bad a lot of data to finish my report for Professor Juniper.
I went to it and on the outside it did look like a school. It had many children there in uniforms. Since I had Eevee on my shoulder (easier for me this way but could be any small pokémon you want), the little kids were amazed by her. A group of kids came over to me and said, “That’s an Eevee, right, Ma’am?” a small blonde
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